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1/30/06
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from: Master Chef Peanut
I think that you and all of the other sorry crow hunters
out there need to get a freaking life, why kill something that
is so pure and sweet, a true gift of mercy, they are friendly
and talk to you with a soft caw caw in the mornings, I heard a
crow at my window sill this morning and it was so wonderful,
so stop it go kill pigeons or something.
Signed, who gives a freaking flying flip |
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Well,
we’ve heard crows called a lot of different things here at
Crow Busters, but never “pure and sweet” or “a true gift of
mercy”. I guess “sweet” is in the eye of the beholder, but
millions of songbirds and waterfowl each year might want to
quibble with your “gift of mercy” statement. As far as we
can see, the crow is the avian equivalent of the common
house cat run amok when it comes to harming the nests of its
fellow creatures. So, like the stray cat, I think we’ll
continue to thin out the merciful crow whenever we get the
chance. In the meantime Peanut, you might want to seek
professional help if the “friendly” crows continue to “talk
to you” in the morning at your window sill. Edgar Allen Poe
reportedly had the same problem and you know how that turned
out. Stop killing crows? “Nevermore!” |
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