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from: Frank Lee
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exception of "shortcomings" I didn't see any e-mail stating
the correlation between hunters with small penises to the
desire to hunt prey usually less intelligent than themselves.
But in this case that is somewhat contradictory ... because
the crow is smarter than it's hunter!!! Now I know why
you bother killing them... ENVY!!!! Over their superior
intelligence and their comparatively HUGE birdie penises...
(compared to yours, that is!) Which brings to mind ... Is
there anything less intelligent than a crow hunter??? I don't
think so. :-) That's why you don't post the "love mail" from
your fellow crow hunters... THEY CAN'T WRITE!!! This makes
your web site such a waste, because barring dyslexia, THEY
CAN’T READ EITHER!!!! But you do have the "purrty" pictures,
and the video and the animated mosquito... Add some "shiny"
objects and you'll catch a crow hunter's attention for sure.
I take that back, your web site's not I waste. I enjoyed
those photos of Dick Mermon and Bob Aronsohn... are they for
real?? Could you have found better examples of troglodyte, red
neck, white trash, brain damaged looking people?
Couldn't Dick have submitted a photo of himself bathed??? Or
is that event a couple months away yet? Oh! I get it! It's
camouflage! So the crows won't notice him sneaking up on them.
Oh Lordy ... such a serious sport! Which brings to mind...
What's sorrier than a crow hunter? Amoebiatic Poo? Poor, pasty
white, un-educated, un-employed, with little to do with
himself except to publish trivial and banal (Oops, tough word
fer ya) web sites, like yours. |
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We are
so overwhelmed by the bizarre series of screwy comments
found in this email that we’re having trouble thinking up a
suitable reply (or maybe we‘re just being distracted by a
shiny object somewhere in the room). The one point that
always makes us giggle though, is the recurring insult about
how the crow is so much smarter than the guys that hunt
them. Well, maybe so, but after skimming the Photo Gallery
on our web page, all we can say is, “Not that day they
weren’t!!” So Frank, when
you're done basking in the applause of your own self
delusional stand up routine, you should consider putting
that comedic genius of yours to good use in the real world,
maybe as a script writer for the Al Franken Show or as a
party clown for the PETA Kids. I think balloon animals of
endangered species would be a big hit!
Oh yeah, we checked with Dick and
not to worry, he’s already had his spring bubble bath. Turns
out that he cleans up real nice! |
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