Crow Busters

Hate Mail

Crow Busters
 

  1/1/03

from: Melanie

You are the sickest mother %$@er on the face of the earth and I hope you rot in hell and watch your back if you ever come to California cause I'll be looking for your fat honky lazy mother &% @$# .  Why don't you find a new hobby cause you ain't gonna be able to hunt crows anymore you can bet on that.

                    I hope you have a slow horrible death by a serial killer


Melanie, your style of writing sure lives up to that sweet sounding name. Hey, we resent the "fat honky lazy mother &%@$#" comment. Most of us are definitely not lazy! We work very hard at being fat honky mother &%@$#'s.

Oh yeah, don’t worry about a visit, we try to avoid going to the “Left Coast” if at all possible.