Crow Busters

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Crow Busters
 

  7/4/02

from: Bee Bread

wow, congratulations fellas. you have all managed to find each other--middle aged men with guns to compensate for that little nub in your pants. as you read, you know its trrue,. oh im sorry you only received 2 inches. ask your wives if they're happy with you all, then we'll know why you need to kill the way you do. oh, im so sorry for all of you. happy hunting.


We really appreciate your sympathy for our ‘little’ problem, but you know what they say, “It’s not your size, but how you use it”! Sometimes the same holds true for brain matter, as demonstrated in your email. And besides, we suspect our wives biggest complaint is the size of our paycheck, especially after the new Cabelas catalog shows up.

By the way, those little keys that say Shift on your keyboard let you type capital letters. Better loosen that hatband!