Crow Busters

Hate Mail

Crow Busters
 

  7/4/02

from: Dan from England

I'm very impressed, well i found your staff pictures rather humurous and amusing.

1. How would you like me to take a shotgun and ramn it up your asrse!? and basically... What gives you the right to kill ehem SLAUGHTER innocent creatures, I think a shotgun overdoes it a bit. You lot need a smack! I feel like commin' over there to slap that dorky grin and dopey moustache off your face. I mean what are crows actually doing which Makes you get all orgasum-ie!?

"Look it's a crow! *Begins Wanking*"

Look! you guys have got to get a life! look at you! look at the facial hair and smiles! i first saw the picture of the gimp guy on the staff page and i thought IT was stuffed! You guys are gonna be in deep sh## if you dont stop what you're doing, i'll see to it.


This email says a lot about why England is in the condition that it is. Dan, you are welcome to take your shotgun and try stuffing it up our… Oh wait a minute, we forgot! They took all your guns away, didn’t they? As far as coming over here and stopping anything, I believe you guys tried that once. We slapped off those smug grins and dopey wigs bloody quick.

Talk about stuffed! How about that Queen?