Crow Busters

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Crow Busters
 

  3/1/02

from: Wrona

Thank You for another proof of human stupidity, primitivity and ignorance. That will be a strong support for my theory that Homo sapiens is actually regresing in it's evolutoion. Hmmm.... with individuals like You in our population we will soon go back to the stoneage, or even further. Funny thing is that your prey, the crow is actually improving it's inteligence due to persecution of Yours and some othes stupid assholes like you. You help crows to develop new strategies to avoid beeing shoot, and this way develop their brains. I guess that soon I can expect to see a crow shooting one of You with a crow-designed gun. Ha ha ha, that would be so much fun to watch !!! Unexpecting hunter hides in a bush waiting for the crows, and suddenly boom - a moron lays dead and a family of crows has a food supply for the next week. Just imagine - a hunter being shot by his game - that would hit the newspaper headlines.

100 BUCKS FOR EACH CROW THAT SHOOTS 10 HUNTES (or stupid assholes - a better name for them) A DAY

Be careful - crows are stalking behind You!


Another perfect example of an Animal Rights Activist's wet dream, the prey turning on the hunter. The quirky twist to this odd fantasy is the theory that crow hunters are actually causing some sort of accelerated evolutionary trend in animal intelligence. Apparently, we can all shoot our way towards the creation of a race of "Einstein Crows". Well Wrona, until MENSA starts up an Avian Chapter, I think we will continue to keep our reloading cabinets well stocked.

A crow designed gun, huh? What Cawwliber would that be?