Crow Busters

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Crow Busters
 

  8/15/01

Subject: hey crow killers

Don't u know when someone dies a takes their soul to the land of the dead. So stop killing the crows so peoples souls can go to the land of the dead to be at peace.


Sorry, but those remaining crows are just going to have to make a few extra trips to the underworld. Besides, it should help with their frequent flyer miles.