SPECIAL CROW DINNER:
18 human legs
1 bushel of nutmeg (emphasis on the nut... thats you)
14 crow hunters
8 shotgun shells
4 decoys
1 partrige in a pear tree

PREPERATION:
first toss all the legs and hunters in the blender
Flip on whip and feed to crows

DIE YOU SON OF A CROW!!!!!

Ingredients
A protest group of Animal Rights Fanatics
1 dozen lab animals
1 leg hold trapped fur coat
U.S. Constitution

Preparation
release lab animals to die of hunger and cold (but at least they are free).
select choice fanatics from 'Save the Snail Darter Rally'.
remove bleeding hearts.
model fur coat for fanatics until they simmer.
serve cold over shredded U.S. Constitution to gullible public .