Crow Busters

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Crow Busters
 
  
ByteMoll

Your heart is empty. Your soul is dead. Your brain rationalizes your need to murder something. Should you be proud of your efforts? You are a murderer. Plain and simple. What is there to be proud of? Your spirit is sick. You justify all this killing by saying that the crows deserve it because they are a varmit, well I'd hate to tell you what you deserve. And what you have earned by living your life with an evil heart. You will find out soon enough. You are a murderer. In the end, that is all you will be known for. "Yeah, he killed a bunch of crows, but that only proves that he is a heartless bastard." Nothing more. You call them a Murder of Crows. But actually it should be "A Murder of Humans", because that is ALL people like you are good at. Murder. Shame on your black heart!


OK, lets get our definitions straight once and for all. Rand McNally defines murder as "the unlawful killing of a human being with malice aforethought". My evil black heart not withstanding, it does not and never has pertained to animals and hopefully never will. Unless of course you plan on convicting everyone who has taken a bite out of a Big Mac or has ever gassed a cockroach with a can of RAID. So ByteMoll, try saying these phrases. "Animals aren't people! Animals do not have the same rights as people!" Keep repeating  until you decide to take your goldfish out of your will.