...Let me start of by insulting you not only as a man but as a creature that the creator himself f###ed up in making. what can be said to someone such as yourself, who believes in what he does wholeheartedly? Crow Master? HA! you know nothing on the subject... just because you were given the right by the "united states of america" to be able to aquire a gun and a license to shoot down innocent animals and call it sport you consider yourself a master on the subject. Listen why don't you go beat your wife and kids if you need to relieve some of that angry white goodness that you carry within you...i hear it is passed down from generation to generation of inbred purity that people as yourself seem to be full of...including SH#T!  Now this is the part where i as the
savior of the world scold you for destroying a perfect animal (something that you are oh so far from being) so let's start of with the insults...you DIRTY SON OF A F###ING BITCH... well that ended quickly i guess i can keep my anger in check, which is something you need to work on...and so in conclusion my fine feathered friend....you have been cursed by the spirit himself to have your eyes fail you for what you have done...slowly at first, but once reaching a more  mature age...your eyesight will leave you...and you will be nothing more than a rotting old thing, blind in your venom, having only the sympathy of cawing crows...to keep you company in your wretchedness...

                              with much love and squalor,

                                            O R P H E U S O U L